Literally everything since Trump announced his candidacy in the summer of 2015 has been historic. Not good, but definitely of interest to future scholars. 

I think this is defensible strategy. The public is stupid. Call me condescending all you want, but I read the polling data. I know precisely how vapid the American public can be, and just how irrational and ignorant their engagement with politics can be. People have short attention spans, are easily misled, push…

Wait . . . Did he ACTUALLY say he thinks Clinton’s Emails might be in the Ukraine?!?!? That’s fucking SNL shit right there!

With the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991, Ukraine became an independent state, formalised with a referendum in December 1991.

America is like that messy couple that somehow brings every person that happens to cross their path into their twisted ongoing feuds.

Anything - absolutely ANYTHING - to avoid global reflection and recalibration of a toxic strain of consumerism that has gone unchallenged since the 50s.

Can guarantee you every boomer maga dipshit in his office right now is like; “yeah, you know, there should be a way to unsend an email”

God, I wish I could fully enjoy this. I wish I could revel in this utter stupidity and incompetence and absurdity. I wish I could just bathe in the schadenfreude without that pessimistic voice in the back of my head staring out the window distractedly and softly whispering, “none of this matters, you know.”

Bro... Bro...

Unfortunately the Trump administration only allows staffers to use @aol.com addresses.

Anyone still wanna go with the “their playing 4-dimensional chess” angle?

BREAKING:

it’s particularly good that even the republicans don’t want to hammer too hard on the whole “how did your kid get a cushy job in an area you were supposed to be overseeing again” thing.

They’re also gearing up to go after the whistleblower. The White House is clearly seeding stories about “bias” and other problems, even though no one is supposed to know who it is yet. They’re obviously trying to poison the well before this person comes forward next week.

It gets so much better;

Ah yes, the law explicitly states that you can mention the targets no more than three times in one phonecall.

Fox defense... word’s don’t mean what you think they mean!

The transcript itself is a Macguffin by now.... The exact words have kinda stopped mattering, now that we know what the crime was and how deep it goes. So, Adam Schiff & Co. will probably get the other calls’ transcripts, and the full complaint, in due time (right now, they’re saying “early next week” for Intel to…

Ok?

“If things were completely different, your reaction would be completely different.”