Ah, quelle dommage, War Stache! Too bad so sad, please collect your toaster on the way out, and don't let the door hitchya where the good lord splitchya.

I’ve known at least one person who knew Ann Coulter personally and I’ve known people who are on cordial terms with Kellyanne Conway, and their collective response to this comment would be: yep. Pundits, especially the most vociferous ones, are performing. It’s an act. Rush Limbaugh would be just as loud and obnoxious…

ambassador bolton.... wellcome too the #Resistance....

god, you know someone’s going to actually take that angle

it has long been the sole redeeming grace of the Trump administration: he publicly humiliates all the people dumb enough to try to enable him.

Of course. I’m certain that a process to use mealworms can be developed to safely source this new high protein food. History shows us that the introduction on any new food source for public sale will have a learning curve on its industrialization. For example, SPAM was introduced to the public back in the 1930's…

C’mon, Legionnaires disease! Time for comeback. 

You’ve been hoarding that headline, Rafi! Admit it! And today is the day. Well done.

Given Trump’s known behavior of hiring bad people and replacing them with worse people, I look forward to the nomination of a warhead leaking plutonium.

Since every cabinet member in this administration has to be worse than the last, I'm calling it now: Trump is going to appoint Oliver North as the next National Security Advisor.

Love a good revolving door. Hope he hires kissinger next or something. 

Media people too please (Max Boot et al)

This is one of the clearest possible examples that this is all a game to these fucking assholes (or a grift, but obviously a grift they enjoy). There are so many people on this roster that supposedly stand against everything so many other people on this roster stand for. And not like in a “great taste/less filling”…

Actually I would be OK with Ann Coulter getting a crack at Tory Lemon, who I assume she hates even more than blacks and gays.

LOL @ Edgelord Barbie in tiny type in the last row. 

WAEK ME WEN LIVE “THE VIEW” PANEL

C'mon, Al! I know you got drummed out of the Senate (and I won't dare relitigate all of that), but that doesn't mean you have to take up with the scumsuckers.

Events over the last few decades have decisively shown that it matters very little what the majority of American voters want.

The thing that gets me about the AUMF is that it does this:

Repealing the 2001 AUMF is a great liberal idea in theory, but Republicans can easily spin it as hamstringing a President’s ability to fight terrorism. Now more than ever, we liberals can’t afford to appear weak on national security.