WHO WANT TO SECT MUTOMBO!

They make exceptions for 12 year old boys.

They edited out the part where he turned to his altar boys and yelled “who will sex Mutombo tonight?”

They're against putting it the hole. Clearly.

Blessed are they who believe yet have not seen...

I thought the Catholic Church was against all forms of contraception.

Thanks for the video. I wouldn’t have believed that a priest rejected a boy if I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes.

Stopped watching this video halfway through because I couldn’t take it anymore. This is awful. These are the toughest bastards on the planet and I can’t imagine the pain this guy must have been feeling to be writhing around and stretchered off like that. Fuck.

Dear Deadspin, please do a story about how Letang got knocked unconscious and was allowed to return to the game. Thats not cool and I’m a Pens fan.

I’LL SEE YOU IN HELL

You’d think Michael J. Fox would have better things to capture on Vine.

I mean, I see the laces, but it sure looked like the defender was loafin’.

Hey now, they’re doing better than they were 15 or so years ago: As I remember, complications from alcoholism used to be #2.

Nantz: 4th and 1 on the 48 yard line, do the Las Vegas Raiders gamble?

Leading causes of death in Russia (per capita):

In contrast to Eleanor Roosevelt, who famously said “America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed.”

And, “I am the walrus.”

I believe it was Lenin who said, “Here, take this shit and you’ll be, like, wicked strong and able to run really fucking fast.”

“Urine a lot of trouble.”

This is a disgrace. A bunch of sweaty, jacked-up men running around Vegas, rippling muscles barely contained by their tight uniforms?