I know Raiders is largely considered The Classic, but I have always looooooved this movie. Like, one of my all-time favorites love this movie.

“How did you know she was a Nazi?”

Who didn’t realize this was a comedy from the get go?

Are you saying that guy they mention standing by a glowing orange console until you talk to him or leave to die on a planet wasn’t memorable? smh

What would be a weirder would be a statue of Han falling off a bridge after being stabbed by Kylo

As video game writing goes it works very well. American RPGs usually have an opening scene that explains why the character has no appearance, no backstory, and no starting stats. "You were dead" is as good as any. 

The truly ‘worst’ conversation starter* gaming statue exists ,all others are merely ...fine

It did right as you start the game. That Shepard came back almost immediately in terms of gameplay doesn’t change that initial feeling that they had just killed off the prior protagonist and you may have had to start as a new character.

Right. There’s nothing here to start a conversation beyond “What the fuck is that?”

“Remember that time Nat killed herself?”

The biggest problem I’d have with it is that it removes all the impact of the sequence of Shepard’s death. It lacks any of the desperation of the scene and is a rendition of the least iconic part. The way they talk about it, it should be a rendition of the struggle for air right before she died or her body hitting the…

Because celebrating Your First Death should always be memorable.

The difference is that is a visually striking and unique scene with lots of emotional weight behind it.

lmao i kinda want a shelf made up entirely of these weird-ass pose choices

Its like they made a figure of Fonzie jumping the Shark. 

It looks like it fell over.  Like the stand it’s on, the plastic beams that hold it up, melted, and now it’s tipped over.

Holy shit, a Femshep figure! I don’t give a fuck how weird it is, these things are like unicorns.

*calibrated

Surely the problem is that it looks like... well... someone sorta laying down. The least dynamic pose a character could ever be displayed in. Like someone just dropped an action figure that then accidently landed on a display piece.

Just give us more Garrus body pillows bioware. KNow where your bread is buttered.