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Dimitris Tz
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“that whole do what you ll love and you will never work another day shit is bs.”

While so many of Elongated Muskrat’s Musk-etteers praise him as a real Tony Stark, somebody brilliant pointed out how Muskrat is more accurately Justin Hammer: A douchebag with lots of money who buys up other people’s projects and takes all the credit for them. And whose products have a habit of not working as

I imagine we’re going to be treated to the same revolving door drama with Twitter that we got with the Trump presidency. Some person of note joins the team, thinks they are such hot shit that they can handle the whims of their crazy boss while getting a slice of their own, ignores all the signposts and warnings about

A lot of stans don’t seem to understand that like at all.  But again, it really shouldn’t surprising: Elon Musk is what dumb people think a genius is. 

The whole “50 people” thing is another telling remark that seemingly would indicate these people have no concept of the world beyond America, or do they genuinely think that any global media company can properly function without staff across the world?

These are the rockstars that roll in, make changes, claim everything is amazing, and bounce (from company or project). Then it gets deployed and they can yell, “Worked when I left!”

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He’s playing both sides, it’s genius actually.

He explained to some Twitter users that the reason he quit was because he “expected the environment of a startup and found something very different.”

“expected the environment of a startup and found something very different.”

On the one hand, Elon Musk’s raging incompetence is very funny. On the other hand, the fact that there are people who think this absolute moron is a smart businessman who’s accomplished anything of value is legitimate evidence that humans are doomed.

People act like companies can be “50 people” all the time because frankly they’re idiots. A startup can be 50 to 15 people no problem.

It’s almost as if hacking a PS3 doesn’t necessarily qualify you to completely recode the search engine of one of the biggest social media platforms on the planet.

Admiring Elmo never seems to survive actual contact with Elmo. I guess he has to say nice things on the way out, but bailing after only a month tells you the truth.

What does he mean “nondismissable” login popup? I dismiss it all the time. You click the log-in button, and then there’s an X on the top left corner you can click to get rid of it.

Says one thing, does another weeks later.

Sounds like he learned everything Elon has to teach.

Think many are insecure deep down and know Twitter actually could be 50 people, just not overnight, but in a year or two.

The entertainment smorgasbord continues apace!

When they announced him joining twitter I said that he was only there to find/install backdoors and zero day vulnerabilities. A month is probably enough time lol. 

If I wasn’t busy with my real, actual work, I would dip back into that first article announcing George was going over there just to re-read all the dick-riding comments about how this galaxy-brain genius was going to move mountains, just to taste how poorly they aged.

He criticizes and licks Elon’s boots in one breath.