I look forward to continuing my time-honored tradition of not watching this show.

“about damn time” -Steven Adams' testicles

I’m sure everyone who was watching this live was disgusted by this language, and I hope ESPN received calls from all 3 of them.

Counterpoint: PKs is fine.

Not sure if tongue in cheek, but in case serious, Hi Skip!

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Walker goes on to say that he made Phil Jackson stop the bus, at which point he invited Kobe to step outside with him.

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Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

Shaq’s favorite coach: Mo Cheeks

6 pack of Blue Moon clearly the best value.

He stole that quote like it was in the seafood section of Publix.

It hasn't been as widely reported, but Andy Dalton was also walking gingerly after their game.

I cant wait for this motherfucker to throw 3 pick-sixes next week.

You don’t know how much mini-stress this article has just saved me. I used to be disappointed in myself when I came home from work and forgot to unplug my phone charger from the night before.

Starbury might be a crazy asshole, but he is the guy who decided to sell cheap shoes so kids that grew up like he did could buy them.

MacMullan could not wait for that story to be over.