If anything, the blame should go to the WB execs who entrusted Snyder to make a Superman movie, then rushed into the whole cinematic universe thing while still keeping him onboard despite mixed word-of-mouth, and threw so much time and money into the JL movie that it was too late to fix all of Snyder’s mistakes before…

BY THE DARKEST POWERS OF THE TROLL-VERSE, BY THE BLOOD OF MY FATHER, BY THE ROTTING CORPSE OF JACK KIRBY, I SUMMON MANIMAL, THE DC FANBOY, TO TELL US ALL WHY THIS ARTICLE IS WRONG

I don’t know how involved the Didiot was in this, but I’ll bandwagon jump any movement towards getting his ass outta comics for good.

So I buy that these kids would put that extra bit of TLC into their costumes, but it was the ‘80s. A good 40% of those trick-or-treaters should have been wearing those awful plastic smocks and rubber-band masks with a tongue-slit.

I used to watch Benson all the time back when it was on, and saw Soap when it hit Nick at Night some time later. Guillaume clearly just owned the role. 89 is a hell of a good run, though.

Here’s hoping. I have no real faith in the Dems right now. They had their chance and they fucking blew it. They lost to Donald “Grab Them In The Pussy” Trump. They lost because they spent more time trying to change the minds of idiots rather than extolling the virtues of their own candidate. They spent more time…

Ok, folks... time for a little reality check.

Let’s put this to rest: Who cares who directed Poltergeist? It’s a great movie but there were a dozen guys who could have made it. Hooper created The Goddamn Texas Chain Saw Massacre, greatest horror movie ever made by humans, and no one else—then, now, or ever—could have.

Pop a vein already, you fucking crook.