I got married in 2013 and skipped all the mason jar overproduced video handmade save-the-date kissing by the tree thing. I got a $400 mini dress, hired a student photographer who took regular photos and called it a day. And my life is no better or worse for it. I feel like so many brides want their own Vogue shoot. If…

I am so fucking happy I got married in 2005 before any of this engagement photo Pinterest-a-palooza Facebook everything bullshit happened. We have no engagement pictures. We have no cheesball ultra manufactured wedding video. We have some great photos and a lot of wonderful memories.