MySpace Tom is trying to make sure we never leave 2005. Kinda like the balding high school qb who hangs out in your local bar wearing his varsity jacket and blasting REO Speedwagon in his DeLorean

That Polish scouting tape is literally a polish joke in itself

I love how everyone here seems to forget that there are 48 other states, not named New York and California, who have citizens that think you’re the idiot for not knowing who these people are...Vince Gill 4 Prez

Aaron Rodgers throws a game-tying Hail Mary to a white white reciever. Chris Collinsworth thought this only happens in his wet dreams

If “gastrointestinal problems” are the only symptoms of E.Coli, Chipotle has given it to me for years now

That’s what you get for wearing argyle AMIRITE?!?!

Man I was really hoping I’d get to see am undefeated football team since the Panthers are 10-1 now

*catches football*