I never want to hear about the NBA having the greatest fans on Earth when none of them have tried to murder James Dolan.

If Durant is Trotsky, Klay is the party line

This makes me really sad. I once met the good Doctor. I was standing in line waiting to pay at a store here in New York City - this was around 2003 or 2004 - when I thought the guy in front of my who was quietly talking to his wife was very probably Dr. John. I knew his real name was Mac Rebennack, so when he took his…

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

Preach on, my brother. Born, raised, and educated in South Carolina. I feel you.

I would say something snarky but I graduated from a high school in Mississippi. It’s a miracle that I can read.

Do you know why blacks seldom, if ever, are seen dressed up for Halloween as a caricature of a white person? Because white people already are a caricature of themselves. 

If you’re calling voting-aged young adults “kiddos” then yeah, you failed as a parent.

“...were part of a group that confronted Devante’ “Tay Bang” Zachery...” 

Having played coed softball for quite a few years, it was all too common for men on other teams to take plays away from the women on their team. Our team captain had a rule however, that if you make a play on a ball that is not yours (like running over from left field to catch a ball that was going to the woman in…

Why tho?

I won’t consider it Mothra unless it’s summoned by tiny singing ladies 

I think New York could use a 2nd professional team.

Congrats, but I’m still glad she sold the Reds.

Nancy Pelosi will step up and force that fucker Crowley to step aside because she’s smart enough to realize how bad this looks after the Bernie/DNC fiasco.

Really?  Wow. I'm a white guy with an all-white social circle in a 78% white city, and I'd definitely question the ethnicity of an anonymous commenter making those two assertions.

What types of people are smug?

6. Folks who don’t watch television, and proudly proclaim that they don’t after you ask them if they’ve seen a certain show.

Melania needs a Fake Melania. 

The joy people take from listening to JP is dumbfounding. He routinely mistimes his emphasis during plays in a way that a 50-year old soccer dad who never played the sport would get excited at precisely the wrong time in their kid’s game. He was great in the 90s when the sport was still growing but now that there are…