That depends... Do we have “Normal Torso” class, and a “Semi-elongated Normal Torso” class? If so, then yeah... Phelps would be banned with his atypically long torso. But, since those classes don’t exist in swimming, no. We shouldn’t ban him.

If Mike Tyson started to identify as a woman flyweight fighter while he was in the middle of his undefeated streak, you’re saying you wouldn’t have a problem with ‘her’ going up against a 110lb woman in the ring? ‘She’ now identifies as a woman in the flyweight division, so it should be a fair fight, right?

It’s “unfair” in the same way it would be “unfair” to pit a featherweight fighter against a heavyweight fighter. It’s about trying to give the best “fair” starting point for all involved.

Good thing we don’t wear spurs down here. Plus, most carry a pistol instead of a six-shooter on their hip.

But that doesn’t conform to the “let’s hate Texas” snark, and the narrative that all southern/right-leaning states hate transgender people.

You’re really stretching there... Just because you’re uncomfortable with something/someone doesn’t mean you automatically hate said thing/person. Case in point: blood.

That Texas/Bug GIF bothers me be because it completely forgets about Mexico.

Can we just cut Texas out of the US?

and I wanted to go all “DUDE!” right there.

Luckily we’ve got the OK to use black instead, don’t we?

I totally agree. But, then you’ll have someone bring up the fact that Hitler thought his intentions were good.

Unlike “Colored People,” those others weren’t/aren’t ever socially accepted terms for the race they’re referring to.

Your wokeness must be at 11. Anything less than 11 when the scale is 1-10, is unacceptable. It’s also best if you lambast anything to do with being white, especially if you’re white yourself. If you can’t achieve both of those things, then sorry... You’re just not a woke enough bae for Jezebel.

Despite the name, wet suits don’t get fully wet, right? Their point is to keep you dry on the inside. My skewed-logic thinking is that the burkini might be made of thicker fabric, which takes longer to dry, compared to a standard bathing or wet suit, resulting in the possibility of rashes/infection/mold/etc....

Let’s see if I miss any predictable comments..

It also comes out saying 25% of left-leaning women, and 40% of left-leaning men think sexism is over too.

Wasn’t her jacket yellow? Or is that not Carmen San Diego?

That’s the only way Jezebel writers/commentors knows how to parse studies like this.

Are you including the 25% of Democrat-leaning women, and the 40% of Democrat-leaning men that believe there are no longer obstacles in the way of women in that “basically full of shit” as well, or does it only apply when there’s an (R) next to the name?

There’s nothing confusing about a stove, is there, woman? Plus, you wouldn’t even need to wear a watch, because there’s a clock on that there stove as well!