Shoulda taken the guy who smoked weed in a gas mask.

Ezekiel Elliott is the Adrian Peterson you get when you can’t get Adrian Peterson.

“when you play this game in the future”

In all fairness, they walked off because they wanted to use any excuse possible to avoid having to watch a WNBA game.

I want to understand why when an officers yells for him to get on the ground, he does not. I ask this in all honesty. If an officer yelled for me to get on the ground and I had done nothing at all, I would do exactly what he said.

You don’t even need to win other games. Winning Florida makes you leader of the free world.

I like the addition of Draymond - it will answer some big questions, like ‘How much padding does a foreskin actually provide?’

Already have $45 in my cart. It’s been 8 minutes.

“I don’t understand why Cleveland wants a ring so bad. This court has 2 basketball rings already!” - Ted Cruz

Once again, Darwin is cheated.

He’s been suspended for trying to cheat a drug test and has torn an ACL. I suspect they’ll figure it out, but I kind of get why Denver doesn’t want to lock in a 3rd year at $20M.

But did you fuck your imaginary friend?

EVERYTHING IS A HUNTER WEAPON ...EVERYTHING!!

Sure, you gotta grab a weenie before you jack a dong.

Say what you want about the man’s past or that this game is expected every year, but Ray Lewis in the Madden 13 trailer gave me chills and I couldn’t wait for the new volume to release.

Your story was a little 90s pbs

It wasn’t the contact lenses that caused the damage, it was the panicked reaction to pain. Eyes that burn need to be flushed with fresh water, not dug at with fingernails.