Dear Diana,

Can someone yank her soapbox out from under her. If anything is “toxic” in the tech industry, its Ellen Pao.

So basically, don’t be a piece of shit? What’s wrong with that concept?

Please tell me you can do some slick ass MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING with these things.

I raise you this gem

I’m looking forward to Gawker paying for and publishing these records. But its ok, because they’re football players and football is BAD.

Are people really still on about this? Grow up.

Are people really still on about this? Grow up.

Finally! Something I can spend all my useless Itunes gift cards on.

This isn’t really news, but that’s like 90% of Samer’s “stories”.

Another masterpiece by Samer! Maybe one day they’ll let him not write gimmick articles.

Can we please stop writing an article every time this man takes a piss? JJ Watt is a sports journalist buzzword right now and writers will find any excuse to print the name. But it’s not like I expected Deadspin to be above all that.

I’m pretty sure you don’t actually know most straight men. Sure he’s handsome as hell but sex? No thanks.