God, I am so sick of these stories just because of some Eagles fans throwing snowballs at Santa over 40 years ago!

Holy shit, a completion in Oakland.

I assume trying to judge someone's height while they're raping you isn't an exact science.

On the plus side, the sentence doesn't have a period.

There's nothing special about this. That's the same exact route that Tony La Russa takes from his car to his front door every night.

im not a big fan of white condiments

Go back to Jezebel.

Deadspin don't like no uppity

duuuude

Yawn. That's a Teboring comment.

Pictured: What Sarah Palin Thinks Her Orgasms Look Like

Please turn off your computer and walk into the ocean until you are taken away by crushing darkness.

Parent: Awwww, it's so cute and cuddly. Look at that thing. Do you want to go see it, Billy? Yes you do, lets go!

[watches]

Actually it shows I typed that comment on an iPhone while I was on the shitter making something more impressive than any of your posts.

If you believe my comment was rational and sound than I've proven you wrong.

I agree with the fans—how dare the Braves sully a perfectly respectable Indian caricature with a message of tolerating minorities.

Rivers: "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!"

Was she reading a catalog?