This made me giggle.

Online college is exactly like porn.

Private message. It takes courage! It's a disease not a moral issue. You should be very proud you have taken this important step!

This is when PMs come in handy. Good luck. Be proud of yourself.

Apparently it's a Bible study groups for sex fiends with OCD and lazy eyes.

There is a theme in your post. It is indifference. Men will always be indifferent to everything, except that which is the most inane. This highlights the absurdity of life. However, this is a very nuanced phenomenon, and because man is indifferent to it, proves to be ineffective in combating feelings of spousal…

The problem with this strategy is that she is an integral part in the sex act. It implies a certain equality. I fear it dilutes all your other hard work to make yourself feel superior.

My wife makes more than me. At first this bothered me, but then I developed healthy coping skills to deal with this unnatural flaunting of the order of things. I began challenging my wife to feats of strength. I am 6'5, she is 5'5. Additionally, I grilled her on things about myself only I would know about. This…

Which is great for the poor people that work at Walmart and other low wage, shit paying jobs. It is a beautiful circle of life.

Alternative headline, "Meanest Dog Ever Fulfills Promise To Dance On Owner's Grave Every Day".

I don't see what is wrong with this situation. I've been living under my ex-girlfried's bed for six months. I fell on hard times. It's not a sexual thing. It isn't an easy life. I'm under her bed right now. It's impossible to type because you pretty much have to hold your arms by your side. There are dust balls the…

I really enjoyed this article. Thank you for your honesty. I also thought I was the only young child that was languishing away in the 1980s to Joan Armatrading. I always took a special morose pride in it.