What you’re doing here is the equivalent of yelling at a bunch of people who are playing kickball that they’re playing baseball wrong.

After only two posts I know for an absolute certainty that you are a complete douche.

...fine. *CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*

I suspect people who don’t support the shell-to-shell method don’t know how to properly crack an egg. And instead of working on that, they just continue to HULK-SMASH it and scoop up the yolk bare handed like some kind of barbarian.

I’d argue AB is more of a multibillion-dollar corporation than it is “a brewery,” in this case.