Seems about as dense.

You’re totally right - I hadn’t really considered that.

Have you used a $24.99 wired Switch controller? Because I bought 3, all of which were broken by my guests playing Mario Kart over the course of a weekend. No one slammed them, no one had greasy fingers, no one squeezed too hard (none of the plastic creaks, anyway). All of them have stick drift, all of them have faulty…

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Having had dogs all my life, take solace in knowing that you were there for her and that she felt loved, safe, and cared for. She wouldn’t curl up in your lap while you watch sweaty men do sweaty men things if this wasn’t the case.

S/He’s just defending his/her ignorance - MTX is commonplace any time an article referencing them is published, and this just so happens to be the first one he/she has read in the last 2-3 years. Not necessarily his/her fault, but god damn, the tenacity with which he/she defends his/her ignorance is insane.

EVERYBODY NOW: Bone bone bone bone, bone, bone, bone, bone, bone... Now tell me whatcha gone-ah do? 

Fahey coming in here and shittin’ on the only boss Pokemon in this whole lineup. It’s okay to hate, Fahey - just acknowledge that Charmander rolls with that BDE.

Intrigue intensifies

My word. You sir, are triggered. 

That’s funny, you somehow managed to misspell Bon Iver.

I know this’ll fall on deaf ears, but god damn do I hate that German culture is reduced to either Rammstein or Hitler. I hate people.

Holy hell, I was not expecting that song on this network. Vielen Dank für die gleichberechtigte Vertretung der deutschen Musik.  

I’d just like to go ahead and say it: there’s no better game-industry writer/journalist on Kotaku or the Internet, than Cecilia D’Anastasio.  

I wish! But I think my handle predates his nickname (although I’m totally just speculating and don’t care either way). That being said, it’s cool that there’s another skate rat on Kotaku. 

Bra-vo. What an absolutely astonishing read.

I don’t know - in a weird way, there’s something romantic/old time-y about it. Sometimes just exchanging a few words with them makes me feel better, especially at a stressful dinner.

I think you’re misunderstanding who his core audience is...

lmao, Gita “Clapback” Jackson, everyone.

I mean, you’re wrong, but it’s still fucked up.