Oh my gosh no, I am living my best Masshole.

You’re not trying very hard to counteract the reputation of Massholes.

Yikes, good morning to you too! Proud fan of appetizers/anything deep-fried here, and I fully support official apps for all states being a Thing.

Put the vaccine in a martini glass, and she’ll have 3 or 4. As a start.

I’m white*, house to the right holds a Black family, house to the left has a Latinx one, so my suburb has already been destroyed. It’s a lovely place to live.

Millenials and gen-z don’t show up to the polls. We were spoilt for choice yet the primaries were decided by older folks. All those tweets and facebook posts amounted to nothing for Bernie Sanders. Young women barely cast a glance at Elizabeth Warren. Julian Castro never even registered. In the UK, the youth led…

“If we do it both, 100%,” Don Jr. said. “Let’s talk about who profited off of whose public service. Happy to do it. Let’s make it happen.”

Hunter Biden is the AJ Soprano to Trump’s Joffrey

Lost his mother before he was old enough to build actual lasting memories of her. Grew up the black sheep son of a prominent man.

He does not seem to be a great person, but there are definitely better hands to be dealt for a guy who otherwise grew up with extraordinary privilege. 

Hunter Biden has some serious issues (I’m guessing living in Beau’s shadow didn’t help) but I don’t think he’s ever been responsible for running a sham charity that literally donated nothing to anyone but the Trumps. I wouldn’t want to spend time with either of them, but it takes a special kind of skeezy to make…

If you’re voting your conscience and your conscience isn’t telling you that Trump needs to be out no matter what, then you are part of the problem.

In 2016 you didn’t know how bad Trump was going to be, but now that you do know, you’ve decided that the children in cages, suffering minorities, people getting healthcare ripped away, etc. etc. is an acceptable price for you being able to “vote your conscience”? Exactly what is your conscience telling you?

Yes. It’s important to remember that discomfort you might feel in the polling booth is nothing compared to the heartburn of 4 more years of Trump.  There’s no one to reading this who is too good for Bernie or Biden.

Everyone, remember, no matter what, we need to vote out 45 in November. Hold your nose if you have to, but do not allow your personal feelings to get in the way. Vote for the Democratic nominee on the ballot or you will responsible for 45 getting another term to further destroy our democracy--and that is not hyperbole.

Specifically, it’s going to be a plurality for Bernie Sanders, and these behind-the-scenes shenanigans will be used as additional justification to choose Biden anyway, who will then go on to lose to Trump, who will destroy human civilization in his second or third term. Oh well.

I think it’s important to note that Pete lives in the basement of the house he bought for his mom, not just “his mom’s basement.”

Republicans rail against big government, except when they don’t like shit, then it is legislate it away.