All plants?!?!?!

I think I’m going to start saying “simmer down masshole” to my brother in law who lives in Boston. Loving the lingo Beetnik.

Personally I like the Las Vegas Vixens. Throw in a Pussycat Doll performance between periods and you have yourself a gem right there...

Jesus Drew, I literally had my gallbladder out last Thursday and they said I “voided myself” during surgery (fucking horrible - probably because they gave me so many fluids prior, but I digress) and I would have felt sooooo much better if they would have gone with “you made a little water during the surgery.” At least…

One thing to keep in mind about Martin, while he is getting old and that may be a huge part of it, his first year plus in Pittsburgh he looked the same way. He’s a guy that takes some time to get comfortable with a new system, but I’m certainly not gonna say he’s not losing his wheels, as I haven’t watched him all…

I mean you can look at it that way - I tend to look at it as an executive having very thin skin and flipping out over an accurate report by someone well below his pay grade.

Get a bread maker you cheap fuck! All you have to do is dump the shit in, and 2-3 hours later you have all the fresh bread you could want. Come on Magary, you’re as lazy as the next guy, get with the times my man!

I didn’t know they moved the Friday Night sissy fights to Tuesday....

I mean yea, but really other than Gronk and Kelce this year, you could make that argument about pretty much any TE.

exactly, I’m just happy he’s relatively healthy and should be able to enjoy some time with his family.

Thoughts on Heath Miller retiring? I know it doesn’t mean much nationally but Pittsburgh is heartbroken. And I personally feel bad for his replacement, Jesse James, who will be called “HEAAAATTHHHH” every time he catches a pass for the rest of his life....

Saying Lemon and Orange are the worst artificial flavors? My god man, what has Chopped done to you?

What do you think of the job these jokers are doing post Craggs? I think it’s pretty much the same but would love to hear from an “expert”.

Cupcake and Relax? Why not just go full on Boone’s Farm and Barefoot and call it a day?

Kind of fitting this gets posted today when we have Mike Vick visiting the building. FFS

Yup, must suck to live in a thriving metropolis that is constantly ranked as one of the most livable cities in the country/world.

There are soooooo many better teams to root for than the Browns. Off the top of my head, ISIS, The Colorado Supermax Softball Team, and the Jaguars.

Why do I have a thing for Leslie, and how will my wife kill me for mentioning it in public?

When is Magery making us some of that sweet, sweet Chopped Champion food? I’m thinking some short ribs, braised in Smartees with a side of pickled chicken nuts dusted with powdered Wasabi.

I was actually in ICU for a long while as a newborn with a severe case of croup. From what I was told, it was pretty touch or go for a little while there, but luckily everything worked out.