Just spitballing, but I could see the Isle of Man.

There are 5 ninjas in that picture. Can you spot them?
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David, if you have any trouble between Kansas City and Denver I can offer assistance, a garage, lots of tools, and a tow vehicle if need be (6,500lbs with my 02 Overland). Oh, and if you decide you want to leave it in a ditch somewhere out here ill buy it off you.