Living in the GM’s basement? That’s the dream!

Eh, I’ve been around. I was browbeaten into submission during the primaries, fought the good fight for Clinton in the general, worried about each mistake and called them out in turn, but ultimately stayed loyal to the party. Of course, if you even thought about voting for a socialist in the primaries, you’re among…

“You tanked her and Obama’s platform with Bernie’s education plan for your dogwhistle bullshit.”

Hillary did not lose because of Bernie’s education plan.

Here’s our plan, from what I can tell:

I look forward to reading his upcoming Deadspin articles.

Shouldn’t there be a K in there somewhere? What is with this family leaving letters out of their names. Are they self-conscious about how long their last name is? Would they be dunking on him if he was Bil Simons?

What was the purpose of this post other than mental illness click bait? “Look, here’s a guy who hit rock bottom, how fascinating!” No context, no story, just “funny weird picture that will get us traffic.” He’s not in the public eye anymore so definitely not newsworthy. I love Deadspin but come on, this is the kind of…

That is very specific.

I really like Laurence Olivier’s attitude towards method acting, as reported by Dustin Hoffman...

The brouhaha around this completely unnecessary approach would be hilarious if it was not so pathetic.

nah

It’s reassuring to see that we’ve voted in another man of color as president.

How does an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era help make the media better?

INVISIBLE PENIS AND BALLS!

Last night’s episode was so fucking boring I wanted Dwight to shoot an arrow into my head.

No, the American League should eliminate them.

How about a knowing nod to each other when you agree on your course of action?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Hamilton Nolan is going away soon, right?