‘‘This is the farce we play. The best version of a black man is one who acts white, and the best gift they can give one is to treat me like I’m white.’’

Fuck, dude. Great writing, shitty situation.

So. I haven’t really said anything about this dumpster fire of an election to anyone, because I’m a suburban black guy who manages an office of white staff. People think I’m white on the phone until they hear my name. I have a white wife and kids who pass.

He said he didn’t actually do it, though.

I’m not much for buzzwords. I just think it’s good when people can see from others’ perspectives and recognize that not everybody enjoys the same position in life.

Between his military record and unqualified professional success Popovich is approximately infinite-times more qualified than trump to be President. His humanity is just a really fucking nice bonus.

It’s really nice to hear privileged people acknowledge and own their privilege, and make an effort to see things from other, less privileged viewpoints.

I hate the Spurs, but Pop has good takes...

nah

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

Different skills, but I always thought (assuming he’d never make it as a quarterback) that he could have been a prototypical new safety. Not enough speed for corner and not enough time to learn those ropes, but as a ballhawk free safety with his physical talents? He could have been unreal there. Either way, good for…

Here’s a computer simulation:

Yeah, no change.

I was so not prepared for this. Not even remotely ready. You know where my head was at four hours ago? I was on cloud nine about going on alt-right Twitter and witnessing the meltdown with their conspiracy theories and blaming the Jews. Now this is real. I can’t stomach this shit.

With all the Trump coverage, I forgot how cool it is to have an adult president.

If you’re laughing much harder at humor directed at other races than at other humor, that could come off as douchey. Add in that this was merely one annoying aspect of him that night (being super drunk, spilling a drink on someone), it paints a picture of an asshole.

or recommend that he be drug tested by every uncle in america.

We should be as understanding about it being (sometimes) legal, as they are about how some people qualify and need welfare and are not all fraudsters.

The waiter at Olive Garden to refill his basket of endless breadsticks.