My girlfriend and I were talking about this during the debate. Just like his homes, his suits look so, so, so cheaply made. He likely spends a ton of money on each suit, only to look like he’s wearing a suit that belongs to someone else.

I’ve been working under the assumption that we’re all supposed to be doing that. Do I have to find a new hobby?

You’re assuming he hasn’t already been doing that.

Oh, god, I just want this to be over.

[gives you a bigass hug]

You know, with 2016 being what it’s been, I really wouldn’t be shocked if Debate 3: Debate with a Vengeance ends with Hillary salting Donald while the moderater drinks wine from a can.

Has anyone tried throwing salt on him though?

It’s a tell. I noticed he does this when he is really on the hot seat, when he senses that the bullshit isn’t working, like a knuckleballer with no wind to make the ball dance. I say let’s get him off the mound before he does any serious damage.

Nah.

I only had so much space. But you’re correct.

You left out draft dodger who attacked a former POW from the war he ran away from.

No kidding. Also, not that there is anything “funny” about this whole situation, but seriously- Billy Bush is a part of THAT BUSH FAMILY. Did he not think that maybe his cousin, who was running for the Republican nomination might be interested in this information, like, a year ago? Did anyone at the RNC vet their…

“That was ten years ago” works when you’re in your mid-20s talking about something you did when you were in middle school.

“We will discuss this more in the coming days.”

I’m just glad it sounds like he’s staying in the race because the GOP needs to be forced to fucking own this.

No shit. She’s largely telling these people that they need to get their shit together, in a bland, anodyne way. She brings up Teddy Roosevelt, the idea that whether they like it or not, they are getting blamed for the smoking crater of the American economy and they need to hold people accountable. She didn’t tell…

I don’t know about “irresponsible,” but as a Sanders-supporting bastard commie I agree with most of the rest of this comment. As a politician, it’s her job to appear chummy with those who she thinks can help her (in this case, Wall Street) - but we knew that shit already, and the substance of her remarks seems…

Patrick, this is irresponsible.

Yeah there’s like... nothing scandalous here at all. This is the most milquetoast of all Hillary ‘scandals’ so far. She talks like she talks regularly, is pretty frank overall, and essentially says that the best way for them to fix the broken Wall Street is to start reforming themselves internally... which seems to me…

Because it’s still kind of a shitty thing to do when so many people are still hurting from the most recent time they fucked over the country.