Fitting that a team best known for shitting itself has the team name running down its leg.

Roethlisberger. He was hit by a car while motorcycling and more or less walked away.

I know it’s still way too early (and the Eagles were playing the Browns), but it would be the Brownsiest thing ever if the Browns made the smart move in trading away the second pick for a ton of future picks only to have that second pick (Carson Wentz) turn into a franchise quarterback.

The team name down the pant leg looks stupid. That is all.

Thank you for using the alt-right term “virtue signaling”. It’s not quite as satisfying if you’d just written “I’m a jackass who should be ignored”, but it’s the next best thing.

I’m not surprised that Wilson is team All-Lives, but I’m disappointed that Sherman is too. You’d think that a guy like Sherman, who himself has been the target of bigoted criticisms for things that white guys get a pass on, would be on the right side of this issue.

I’ll say what I essentially said a few days back: if you are upset with what Colin Kaepernick is doing, but you’re OK with what Donald Trump stands for, then maybe #YouAreTheFuckingProblem.

If you listen closely, you could hear Drew Magary smash furniture from miles away.

She came to our school to debate the female attorney behind Roe Vs. Wade. Afterward she kept going on about when she was a little girl, her family never locked their door in St. Louis. “But you had William S. Burroughs as a neighbor. You should have locked the door,” I replied. She had no idea who Burrroughs was.

It’s a shame she didn’t stick around a few months longer to see Trump get his butt kicked but at the very least she lived long enough to see most of her causes die pathetic wheezing deaths.

He fell down catching the ball so was clearly down. Obviously you know nothing. But thanks for your great comment.

Really. Peaceful protest is “an environment of harassing behavior” now? What delicate things.

Pretty disrespectful of Kaepernick, especially after Santa Clara PD worked so hard to keep Ray McDonald and Aldon Smith from facing charges.

And these are probably the same people who complain on Facebook about the scourge of academic “safe spaces” and the “pussification” of today’s youth.

It's a good thing people this sensitive have blanket license to harass and murder the people complaining about this very fact.

no she is referring to the “it” as herself which is why i wrote that she was deploying black men as “both object and misogynist,” although i’m mad now that i didn’t write “both object and objectifier,” as parallelism would have been better writing. fuck.

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Here, let’s do this again and bold the part where he’s playing the victim: