I definitely don’t think you can expect too much out of TB at this point, but it’s also worth pointing out that he wasn’t the one covering Tyreek Hill on Sunday. If the defense could have held him under 200 yards, that might have been enough for the comeback.

If it makes you feel better, he’s probably got 15 fewer interceptions than Jameis would have by this point.

Well he does have a helmet resistant to blasters and even lightsabers, so he may be safe.

That sounds possible to me. Security guards typically are carrying their weapons openly on their hip, rather than needing a concealed weapon.

I guess since I don’t really use the official app, I forget that sometimes Twitter will stick stuff like “[Person] liked this tweet” into your timeline.

It started out with a very “the worst thing in the world is to be called a racist” vibe. “Oh, think of the poor fraudsters. What must it do to their mental health to shamed for the harm they’ve done to others and the scientific community at large?”

Sure. You go from: car > Herbie/Christine > KITT > Turbo Teen > Benny the Cab > Cars.

I’m a little surprised that the Senate and WH haven’t put together some large stimulus package along the lines of what Dems have been asking for, so that they can pass it before the Great Obstruction begins. Then they can play the “Biden and the Dumb-ocrats haven’t done anything for you since taking office, the last…

I thought it might be a Mononoke reference, what with you riding around on a giant wolf.

Counter: no one should fuck Republicans.

I mean, apparently the feds have been monitoring this dude’s comms for months, and did nothing when he was threatening protestors, but acted basically immediately after he threatened the FBI.

I don’t imagine they want Biden to see the daily briefing Trump gets, because he’s probably sat in on those as VP, and would be able to tell the difference between a real intel briefing and the “Johnny’s First Intel Brief” picture book they have to make for the current scatterbrained narcissist-in-chief.

The obvious problem is that China has given the term “re-education camps” such a bad name. Because what’s needed is a lot of re-educating.

Is it actually called a Rubik’s Cube? Because that sounds like a trademark lawsuit waiting to happen.

Isn’t it illegal to photograph your ballot?

A lot of people aren’t really on twitter. So I can imagine they aren’t really all that likely to know about it, or understand it if they do.

Unless they’re bolting it into the ground, it looks like a couple people could just rush one section of it and tilt it over. Or, you know, jump up and grab the top.

Well, he is stopped in the end. That’s something at least.

A couple other contenders: Turk-182, Dead Zone

What’s the big port on the back there? A printer port?