“We shoulda had more time.”

Because we need to get our minds off things for a bit, and because I think Craig Sager would want us to smile:

Ohio is complicated. Southwest Ohio is very red. Northeast Ohio is very blue. Northwest Ohio is very red, but nobody lives there. Southeast Ohio is very blue, but nobody lives there. And central Ohio votes for whomever is actually going to win the election.

Is it wrong that I attracted to this specific car?

Seriously Lindsey, really dead serious, fuck you. You clearly have no grasp of human emotion. This kind of shit could have waited til next week. I have never hated a person more than I hate you right now. You probably are wearing a shirt emblazoned with SJW on it right now. Fuck. You.

that logo looks like a puckered anus.

Guys, why are we so focused on the logo? It’s 2016 - racism doesn’t exist, and Native Americans have largely been protected and taken care of. Blah blah blah Standing Rock? Largely ignoring treaties signed years ago because we want something? Impacting Native Americans way of life because White Folk don’t want…

I’m an Indians fan, and I’m dying. Dying.

Cleveland pulls this off, Francona goes to the HOF, right? I mean, he was borderline before this but this is some next level managing. In the next few years, we may be looking at these playoffs as when the game really changed how staffs are managed in critical series.

Nah — walk-off bunt.

This is the Cubs year:

As long as Andrew Miller doesn’t kick anybody in the dick, I think they’re ok.

As a Tribe fan, I don’t even know how to react right now. Holy shit.

Wahoo!!!

There Will Be Blood

We may have 3/5ths of our starting pitching injured unless we can keep Bauer away from drones, but Tito knows how to push the buttons and with those two, it’s lights out.

Terry Francona is using Andrew Miller perfectly, and it might just get him (Tito) into the Hall of Fame.

Every single old baseball writer’s colostomy bags just simultaneously erupted.