Wahoo!!!

There Will Be Blood

We may have 3/5ths of our starting pitching injured unless we can keep Bauer away from drones, but Tito knows how to push the buttons and with those two, it’s lights out.

Terry Francona is using Andrew Miller perfectly, and it might just get him (Tito) into the Hall of Fame.

Every single old baseball writer’s colostomy bags just simultaneously erupted.

Damn, so much snark......get yourself an atta boy from petty cash.......

Bench front seat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you’re in range of 590 Toronto, you should be listening to Tom Hamilton anyway (WTAM 1100). With Scully retiring, Hammy is by far my favorite baseball voice. (Grew up in CLE, then LA for 14 years).

As a Cleveland fan Im slowly thinking about what to pack in my apocalypse bag in case we actually win the whole thing. Cavs, Indians, and Trump (up until about 5 days ago) made a legit run for the white house. All things I see pointing to me hiding in the woods until the aliens/demons/zombies/etc thin out 2/3 of the…

Playoffs? Dude has been doing this ever since he got Miller. Not quite this is extreme, but during the regular season he was never shy about pitching him in the 5th/6th/7th.

This 1979 Lincoln Continental, it gets 11 mpg no matter where or how I am driving, it is hilariously slow, it won’t fit in my garage, it barely fits in the driveway, it doesn’t fit in most parking spots, and I don’t need it.

God damn it CBS.

Some say the show will be scrutinized and that attorneys will neuter off the cuff remarks.

“...reconsider your opinion of them.”

As usual, I’m too wishy-washy to choose just one of these, but here is a list of some of the greatest of all time (which haven’t been mentioned yet)

I honestly think this is the single worst comment in the history of Deadspin.

I should ban you for this.

Not pennys truck.

That’s a boxer. They are cute. They are fun.

Does Kevin Love take the title of goofy white dude dancing/rapping terribly at the parade this year?