The 30 for 30 people are already in pre-production for Winston's crash, burn, crash, crash, draft bust, arena league, religious affirmation, crash, burn story.

Man, Skyline Chili farts are the worst.

Try not to eat any weiners on your way to the parking lot.

The real winner's name is Veronica?

"My fiancé ate 37 wieners!"

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Great for those of us who repeatedly find ourselves pissing the night away.

Sosa's the last person I'd expect to be whitewashed.

Any Kurgan line from Highlander would work here. "I've got something to say. It's better to burn out than fade away."

For Love of the Game is really two movies cut together; one movie, about Costner's relationships and love and all that fun stuff, is horrible, mawkish, saccharine, and dull. The other movie, about the baseball game? That's some stellar shit right there.

Regardless of how he truly felt, his greatest line about Hulk Hogan (when he was mad at him) was "kids, you can't get those vitamins at the store" in reference to how Hulk Hogan got his 22-inch "pythons" and his "say your prayers and take your vitamins" saying.

Sanka, ya dead?

You realize this means the Cleveland Indians are the best run professional franchise in town, right?

I didn't realize Instagram had a setting for "Attention Whore."

"I'm going to send Nick Saban a dozen roses for his choice to go for the field goal."

This is a confusing chart. Are you saying Atlanta HAS a city center?