I thought he was here to talk about Qualcom.

For those that are wondering about the threesome: Boras was screwing Harvey and the Mets at the same time.

and has never done cocaine

This is like when a pre-teen Skip Bayless got to interview his idol, Satan.

If you mention high school freshman towns, it’s only a matter of time before Mark Sanchez asks for directions.

As an Indianapolis resident, this kills me a little bit inside...

Next question.

In his defense, that sliding glass door was REALLY clean.