What I don’t understand is why the ones with the deep pockets are so supportive of Simon.

Why should he be expected to know the difference when you clearly don’t know it yourself?

From your lips to Satan’s ears.

Wanna be one of the first to Congratulate you, LeBron James’s Hairline, on this Crowning achievement tonight that you’ll reach! Only a handful can reach/seen it anymore and while I know it’s never been a goal of yours from the beginning try(please try) to take a moment for yourself on how you’ve done it! The forehead…

+1 unendorsed check

Big ups to the coronary, too!

LeBron has figured out how to time travel, and you have the audacity to bury the lede.

Congratulations to Donald Trump, for having a massive, fast food-induced coronary!

We’re not talking his stance on the tax reform bill. This is whether or not he’s a full nutter.

Allow me to be the first to star my own comment whilst pleasuring myself.

That’s not his “political beliefs,” though. That would be “buying into the ravings of a crazed lunatic fringe group.” Just make sure you know the difference.

Listen up Andrew, lots of people. A dipshit tennis player openly saying that hillary clinton ran a sex ring out of a pizza place is a bad thing.

Because he is a public figure, likely with many followers, some of them impressionable youngsters or hate-curious, who is spreading misinformation and downright Nazi propaganda on his Twitter.

said by George Brett?

“I’m certainly not embarrassed by these pants I shit in after a night of heavy drinking. I’m burning them for an entirely different reason.”

Nothing says “Down on the Plantation” like SEC Football.

The entire team? Damn. Hard to believe that he’s sending 14 kids to the NBA this year. Huge if true.

Free labor you say? Well it is the South. Getting young black men to toil for rich white guys for free is kinda their thing.

That's an abserb accusation. Perhabsburg you'd like to take it back?

He looks like someone that might have been assassinated to start a war in Europe in 1896.