Superleggera also has an unbelievably low seat cushion to asphalt ratio, which is the only thing that kept Mr Rodriguez from getting Jayne Mansfielded that night.

You put the lime in the contsruction hut and mix it all together.

Limbo Gallardo

Ferrari, Shelby, Triumph, and Morgan...this guy has some fucking great taste.

I would edit a Corona logo onto the trailer, but I don’t have Photoshop loaded onto this laptop.

Don’t forget the three times a year they’ll come out car shows that have “concourse” in the name.

100%, agreed. The tech to shoot stuff rapidly into space has been around a long time. This is ridiculously complicated, the speed that they are entering the atmosphere is immense and the guidance to just get them falling back towards the right spot is crazy. Much less onto a pad a the SAME FUCKING TIME! Awesome, they…

More impressive than the launch, for sure. Not saying the launch wasn’t impressive though. I cannot wrap my mind around the level of brain power and engineering precision that’s required to bring the boosters back to earth like this. Scientists back in the day probably examined the possibility and they were like “fuck…

So do the Colts get a banner for this or not?

You should probably call your grandmother, she’ll be worried about you.

“My husband can’t throw and catch the ball at the same time” -Gisele

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

I was angry about that commercial but the shot at the end with the soldier hugging his kid changed my mind.

Texans’ obsession with beans not being part of Chili is absurd.

By their definition, SKYLINE would actually constitute chili.

There’s so much “uppity white trash” in this recipe, I want to firebomb your office. (I lack the ambition, don’t sweat it).

No Mexican oregano? Liquid smoke? Shallots? Beans? FENNEL? Canned chicken broth, hot sauce? WTF are you making? (my Texas gf calls any chili with beans ...spicy bean stew. That’s currently stipulated in our marriage vows. I tried calling it “Mom’s Chili”, didn’t work) And make your own damned chili powder. Grind some…

Your whore mom says to shut your whore mouth.