I may not like this guy, but I gotta wonder if you're in high school, or even younger than that.

I'm usually more positive, but my reaction to the thought of another show where the guy stares straight into the camera to give exposition made me think:
Derelicte my balls

Thanks! But many others can take that credit - notably the one that ended with "God, I hate people." And dikachu especially has made some fine ones….

I'm sure you would've been just as able to distill your wisdom.

It.can *feel* about as good…. Or so I'm told.

The AV Club
Thinly veiled sarcasm and derision
Pretty much belongs on the coat of arms…