"Urban" and "inner city" are up 35%

nah

Or just buy an unlimited weekly/monthly pass like everyone else and stop being a nerd

Wow! You sarcastically pointed out the conceit of the joke! It's funny because you said it was funny but you didn't actually think it was funny!

There is a "Widespread Panic - Sold Out Shows 1999-2006" banner hanging in Philips Arena.