In Soviet Russia, belongings stole YOU!

Farkakte. You’re on the list, pal.

I’d like to give it a try.

This makes me happy, unless Trump drops the bomb on some country that offends him between now and Impeachment Day. Pence et al will do some awful things, the Dems will have a chance to take control of the Senate in 2018, the Dems will re-take the WH in 2020, and begin undoing the bad stuff the R’s will do in this two…

But can you name 5 black people other than who were already named?

PUPPIES!!!

I make bad smell on you.

“I like riders that avoid crashes.”

None. Just stealing from Letterman.

You must be a very proud young (I assume) man.

HE LIKES IT!! (Bieber.)

I know what this references, but if anyone thinks they can ref an NHL game while being out of shape, well, ha ha ha, no, you can’t. 60 minutes of ice time a night, plus all the extra whistle time. And the occasional OT.

Yeah, I heard it the first time.

Wow. She hates him. I hate him. You hate him. And you’re mad at me for...?

She is, but do you doubt that if she crosses him he’ll levae her with a similar deal Ivana got?

Come on, kid.

You think she’s a billionaire? She’s a billionaire like Ivana is a billionaire. IOW, she isn’t.

I thought that was a nice moment, too.

Impeachment or divorce? Which will happen first?

I’m not your friend, pal.