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“I am happy to report that the bread is stale and the circuses are depressing the children. Bring out the melons for the Vince Foster death re-creation!”

I had written about this story about a month ago in a long Twitter thread where I named serial predators like Bryan Singer, Michael Bay, Terry Richardson, etc. Poor Gemmel, it seems like once again the onus has been put on Moore’s family to keep the investigation open and find justice for the murder of their son. It’s

I have no idea what political planet Philly is on but my god I’m glad it’s different than the rest of the country.

Nah.

I heard that same thing, and posted about it - it was a pretty innocuous comment. I noted that minority voters, women, LGBTQ, and so forth people are all “ordinary Americans,” last I checked, and that Bernie ought to figure that out and stop talking about fellow citizens as if we’re separate species.

Sure enough, a Bro

Bernie and his supporters seem to operate under the assumption that Black folks’ votes are still worth 3/5 of White people’s. It’s like if they can’t win an election by flipping Fox News viewers over to their side, then the election isn’t worth winning.

“Well Actually....”

Oh are we dragging Bernie Sanders tonight?

Oh, dis gon’ be gud based on these alone:

Yeah, these three basically check off all the Bernie Bro boxes, already got one frothing all over himself in the grays.

Grabbing a chair Riker-style for this thread...

#11 “this list is not productive nor a good conversation starter” guy

Maybe you can start by not asking stupid-ass questions.

Watching this comment section like...

All true, but the deeper plot seems to be even a little more insidious...

The reality is that it doesn’t take much for white Americans to get riled up against anyone they feel is a threat to their whiteness, nor does it require a foreign entity to do so.