Really? That is a thing? I am about to go on a deep dive of Google detective work to see what’s up with this and how soon it will be available for me to watch.

I can’t be the only person who envisioned Geraldine Page in Summer and Smoke saying “Miss Alma...Miss Alma...Miss...Alma”...somebody co-sign me on this one.

There have to be some stage parents in Mesquite, TX who are willing to sign all sorts of waivers in order to get their precious babies on TV. I need this show now.

That is my favorite kind of celebrity guest judge. the ones who are having fun but take their critiques seriously. Vanessa Williams was good with that too in AS3.

That would have been amazing!

What bullshit blog is this?

Exactly! That was a RPDR moment and pretty much solidifies that Vanessa will be talked about by this fandom and is guaranteed a return sometime this season. I would bet money on it.

Thanks you! I had to stop the podcast because the hosts were being way too extra with their outrage.

I have a question, squirrel friends.

Tyra Sanchez sucks, though, and her having a crown is baffling almost a decade later.

both meh lip syncs for a meh song choice

I almost feel bad for poor Kalorie, I actually thought she was really charming, and I think on another season she could have made it to the “Coco Montrese/Alexis Michelle Memorial Sixth Place ‘Why exactly are you still here?’ Spot”. She was cute, reasonably well put together, and honestly way more appealing than…

I honestly want to go to her dance studio

I am going to need Alyssa to be given the full-time choreographer duties. No shade to Todrick Hall but Alyssa was a breath of fresh air especially after thge last few times that Todrick was in this position in AS3 and he seemed to be trying too hard to be Debbie Allen from the opening of the Fame TV show.

And using a line like “we forgave Jesus” as a rationale gives the hypocritically religious all the leeway they need to forgive any and all bad behavior as we are seeing with the Evangelicals in regards to Donald Trump.

Didn’t the Mayberry P.D. decide to start their investigation into this incident not long after Bennett got national attention for speaking out against the Las Vegas cops who unlawfully detained him?

This picture still kills me dead every time I see it:

Them boots were all I needed to see to know exactly what type of wypipo Mr. Security Guard is.

The primary argument of gun nuts is that somebody wants to repeal the 2nd Amendment and take away all of their guns. So they continually have arguments about something that no one wants to do since it allows them to paint themselves as valiant freedom fighters defending their rights against the tyranny of government…

KIller Mike’s reply to Joy Reid shows that he doesn’t comprehend why people are upset and he thinks that the NRA is just a group he disagrees with on some stuff and NRA TV is a legitimate media outlet not the propaganda arm of an evil organization.