Jesus Christ, no one tell Argentina.

Yeah, purchasing a stolen (well, basically, what with the sketchy lease details) vehicle probably isn’t the best idea. Especially if the feds could show up at any moment to seize your sexy new 116i.

Or one of these crappy “RC” cars we had as kids that only turned right. In reverse.

VWs have a similar “feature”

Shooting brake all the things. BUILD IT

BUILD IT, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!

The Mini doesn’t have to win. Just has to wait long enough for the Mustang to be distracted by a crowd.

It was probably owned by a guy, if a she cheated on him with another woman, it would have read;

They chose to do that alarmingly close to that building.

If somebody stands on my car, I stand on their head!

Cargo space ... check

You drive a turbocharged catfish. Your style opinion is invalid.

Wrong, respectfully.

Perhaps I’m being an ass, but I think he should file in NY and go through the whole jurisdictional/long-arm fight. Make it that much more daunting for the seller. (CO Atty here).

I am surprised people in the US would pick a bland midsize sedan over a hot hatch like a GTI.

Please put that body on a production car.

PLEASE

Makes no logical sense, right?

The car or the lollipop?

Fuck no. $5,000? 190,000 miles? This thing’s about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop. I wouldn’t have this for half that.

No, but I almost screamed "God made me better than you" once.