CTS-V Seden or Wagon....

TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING BLINDING ASS HIGH BEAMS.

I mean this in the nicest way, but do you know how big modern child car seats are? The infant seats will be ok for a little while in something like a Fit or their current cars, but when the twins need to go up to the “convertible” seat, it’s all over.

Look at this big ass brown wagon, look at it because it checks all the right boxes for you, and this is what YOU will buy.

Hate to recommend it, but Prius V. Great mileage, find of space, cheap used, reliable, and actually aren’t terrible to drive.

If you’re going to drive a toy like car, embrace it. Seeing these would lighten my mood on a daily commute. Much better than eyelashes on Beetles.

Sorry, but I find anything that looks retro in this manner to be fugly AF, and I’m an old guy.

Our path ahead is lit by the burned bridges behind us

i would fuck my dad for the B6 Touring

This. This is the correct answer. Plus a vasectomy.

Father of 4 here. Spontaneous Triplets yo. It happens. A minivan is the only way to go. I’m sorry. Yes, it makes you very uncool. Suck it up. Own it. Put a Nine Inch Nails sticker on your back window for the irony.

As the good Lord said, “be thy rich in seed, be’st poor in car”-Ford 2:50. Saddle up, ‘father’, you’ve got yourself a congregation to haul.

Do you really have to ask?

Military boots are absolutely the WRONG thing to wear. You want to slide and dissipate the energy slowly. Big chunky soft rubber soles are going to break your ankles or worse.

Get a pair of real motorcycle boots, not the garbage Harley sells.

They make more cruiser friendly options.

You must be a hoot during trips to museums and strip clubs.

ERMYGAWD!!! When I win the Powerball jackpot tonight the VERY first call I make will be to Singer. 2nd will be to Icon, and 3rd will be to my boss telling him to go fuck himself (naturally). :)

I do. This generally is followed by “I had a doctor’s appt in the afternoon”.

2 hours one direction? Sounds like you could use a motorcycle.

and this is why I ride a motorcycle. Lane splitting FTW