“Not the worst thing you could put in your mouth”

My dad took me along on a business trip in summer 1985. The trip included Bay City, Traverse City and a stop in Flint - so of course he took me to Autoworld when he was between meetings - and I’m still thankful that I got the chance to see it while it was open. The thing I remember most from Autoworld was the “1995…

Bench seats! This is the best for passengers who like to take naps, or who like to slide over and get cozy. Also, great for parking at the overlook and drive-in movies.

this $500 car is not worth $4500. what the hell is wrong with you?

Honestly, the 3rd row is the best part. Mostly because it can be removed/folded and give you an actual decent-sized trunk.

As if selling Chrysler products wasn't enough of a scam already...

The current Legacy is really good without any sporty pretenses, I’d love to see what a new Spec B would be like on the new chassis.

Have you ever seen the parody of Nicholas Cage’s agent, where he tries to talk Cage out of one terrible movie role after another and can’t stop him from saying yes? That’s David with a janky-ass Jeep. You can’t possibly find one that is too far gone for him. If you told David there was a manual XJ with power door…

I remember the 80's class divide quite well, you either owned domestic and were on the middle to lower rungs (and staying there), or Japanese and moving on up, or German, indicating you’d made it and had the keys to the cookie jar. VW sat right between Japanese and German, and Hyundai/Yugo meant you had bad credit.

I hope this guy is happy with his ‘22 Bronco, which is being built in the sketchiest of circumstances.  Plants opening & closing, workers constantly jerked around on their shifts, highly questionable materials sourcing, and sitting in a parking lot for 4 months half-finished while waiting for a dozen chips.  Model…

I have heard that argument before, and I disagree. The price just isnt that good and the quality is abysmal. Dominos is cheaper (and better) at 5.99/pizza. Walmart grocery stores sell huge take and bakes for $5ea. Frozen pizzas are approx $6, but can be found cheaper when on sale . Boboli has the potential to be way…

I love LC’s; if I’m ever in the area, I’ll just swing by and grab a $5 personal pan pizza and a 20-oz. drink for $5. Oh, it’s after 3PM? $5 still gets me a medium pepperoni pizza, and another $1.50 for the soda.

So much crazy talk here. Coke is a crisp, flavorful, refreshing delight with a wonderful citrus zing. Pepsi is carbonated tree sap consumed exclusively by bad people.  

If you’re perfectly sober and refer to a caesar salad as a “cae sal” I will dismiss you as likely being an idiot.

Ah, yes, the idiocracy argument which somehow hasn’t come to pass.

I am one of those disinclined to engage in illegal marijuana consumption and it’s illegal in my state. So Joel can speak for me.

Also the smell of the shit burning is the only smell that makes me nauseated and I’ve smelled Eau d’Old Corpse more than once in my life, so, yeah. Some legal gummies might be my way to try…

Here’s the problem with food these days: people take a regular thing, add one unusual thing (often marginally disgusting) then double the price to convince you it’s fancy.

She chose to keep on digging by refusing immediate medical treatment because she didn’t like how long it would take, grifted her “plight” for thousands of dollars, and is looking to sue the manufacturer for her stupidity.

“I bought a Volkswagen Tiguan.. for my wife.” You are without question the worst husband in the history of human mating.

I sent you a WUPHF, so I know you got it.