And think of all of those people who are one degree closer to Kevin Bacon now!

That's not what Madoff did. You're offering a 200% return over a week, and a 10,400% return over a year- Madoff was offering a 16% return over a decade. You're also boasting about your return- Madoff downplayed his.

Thing is, Madoff wasn't offering his marks a get-rich-quick bait- his bait was steady, consistent, conservative returns. His appeal was to security rather than greed. Frankly, it's easy to con an honest man- all you have to do is convince him that you're an honest man, too- and competent con-men have a huge trick-bag…

If it doesn't have a killer rabbit in it, I don't want to see it. Nih!

The orange troll creature was correct. There is a midway in Chicago that is haunted by monsters. They are like bears, but more savage. Only cheese can defeat them.

You're no waffle waitress!

Yes, we is.

Bill Hicks lives!

"Decimation" means to reduce by 10%. Which actually sounds pretty bloody, in your case.

That seems fair. My own death-wish for Alex Jones involves a runaway dump-truck filled with bovine excreta, which also seems fair to me.

I don't know what was said in your comment, but it must have been pretty horrible, which Alex Jones deserves, only slower.

The Gods of the New Media are displeased with you. Offer propitiation and sacrifice.

How dare you insult my pet mugwump! I demand satisfaction.

Well, "fuck off" seems to be an entirely reasonable response to people like you. Now, fuck off.

You know that. I know that. But, it is apparently AGAINST THE LAW for anyone in any media to actually say that.

Was the death accompanied by witness reports of the distant baying of a demonic, unearthly hound?

It was NOT a "Great Game". Hellava comeback, sure, but "Great Game", not. In the accepted canon of Great Games, a real Great Game, the issue is in doubt, start-to-finish, as in the '58, or '67 championships. A great comeback is always mirrored by a horrible collapse. In the '58 and '67 games, the NY Giants and the…

The first Super Bowl in which the team that surrendered a pick-six won (11-1) AND Lady Gaga BASE-jumping. They're beating their children and their dogs in Atlanta now, but I had a fine old time.

The Girls from Brazil?

Tom Brady uber alles.