Rooting for a red-state team over a blue-state team in order to snub a Republican president is an act of pointless absurdity. Just sayin'.

Don't know any hipsters, right? (Anyhow, love your username.)

@#$% that love/hate for/against carp. I just want to see some good FOOTBALL. When Kevin Dyson came up six inches short on the final play, it was THRILLING. When Eli led that final drive to the winning score with, what, 35 seconds left, it was THRILLING. If I don't have a dog in this fight (the Falcons took care of…

It might be nice if somebody burned Atlanta again. Just sayin'.

It will be Mystery-Science racism!

And "Coach", yes, but I was being mean, and not relativistic. JVD will never escape from "My Mother the Car"; and you and I will never star in a sitcom, not even a rotten one.

Just now, while making another comment on this article, and playing the Miami-Pittsburg game in the background, they screened another "Cavemen" commercial. Seemed completely unfunny. Why won't this schtick just DIE? Doesn't anyone have the guts to kill it?

Jerry Van Dyke- some men were born to be footnotes.

Don't they know it's the end of the world? It ended when you broke my heart.

You, Sir, are a genius. That is why you are being punished.

Because They ARE out to get you.

I am old enough to have actually SEEN an episode of "My Mother, The Car" in it's initial run. I even remember a joke from it- "You look just like James Blonde!". I was twelve. I remember thinking that it sucked, waiting for "Mannix", or "Star Trek" to come on.

In Hamburg, they call it "champagne". Bottoms up!

I am led to believe that drag queens everywhere are desolated by Ms. Henderson's passing. I had no idea that she was, you know, an "icon".

I suppose I could call out some stats to argue against your point- but goddam if there hasn't been a lot of THAT lately. However it works out, I still say that the McCarthy Packers have NO comeback in them (Hail Mary's don't count- sustained drives in the 4th quarter do, and the Rogers Pack just can't muster that 4th…

McCarthy calls plays well when he's leading, and call plays badly when he's trailing. McCarthy's Packers have NO comeback in them, and the rest of the League has figured this out.

Our methods work well- when the Packers win, we drink. When the Packers suck (as they seem to be doing this year), we drink.

It is-

As a Wisconsinite, I'll stick to the Packers, and Korbel Brandy in the ever-popular Brandy Old-Fashioned.

Not denying Phil Sims' literary accomplishments, but the Master of the genre is, and always will, be John Madden. John Madden's neo-surrealist expositions remain unparalleled. Any commentator could say that "the game's momentum has shifted", but only Madden could say "looks like the monkey flipped!"