And on that bombshell, it's time for Top Gear to end.

Hope the TG trio get picked up by Netflix to do a show their way

You mean the time the Pats requested to interview BB for a HC job, when he was a DC (poached in the Parcells fiasco) at the time? Then all of a sudden Parcells was relegated to "consultant," with BB being the natural pick for HC (thereby rendering the Pats request moot, whereas requests for interviews to "promote" are…

Clickable enough?

He should ask Lena Dunham about it.

That's why I bought it. SimCity 2013 was one of the worst purchases I've made. That game straight up blew.

It's a sportsball thing.

The idea that "Blurred Lines" somehow caused the Gaye family any financial hardship is absurd on its face—as if purchasing Thicke's song somehow stopped anyone from checking out "Got to Give It Up" as well or instead. In fact, the opposite occurred—the suit brought so much renewed attention to Gaye's song that its sa…

I'm glad Deadspin is taking Revis's side. I'm a Pats fan and am sad to see him go, but as a human being I'm happy to see a guy actually use his leverage repeatedly in a league where everyone plays a bloodsport on contracts that can be voided at any time. More elite players should hire whoever his agent is.

I'm a Pats fan and Revis would have been stupid as hell to turn down that much guaranteed money at 30 years old. Just like the Pats would have been stupid to lay out that much guaranteed money for a 30 year old CB. There is a reason the Jets have been and will continue to be irrelevant. Now they have the best…

Are we really sure that Rex isn't still coaching the Jets?

Meanwhile, LeSean McCoy is awakened from his nap by a nightmarish sense of foreboding that he just can't identify.

I believe you mean, Rex Ryan plus a turnover prone quarterback PLUS a past-his-prime running back who's not happy to be there.

You only have yourself to blame when your daughter marries a short fat dude who follows her around all the time.

Nothing too crazy, but when my brother would play Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, he would take a break to use the bathroom, I'd spawn the harrier, fly full tilt into a building, but pause the game 2 feet before impact. He would un-pause and explode instantly in a hilarious fireball of death. Or i would jump out of a…

—descriptions Civic Motto of Cleveland

"...get a jumpstart on coaching Mariota up on the Browns' system..."

Is no one else going to point out the irony in this guy being treated at Ball Memorial Hospital?

Two years is not long enough. It is so far past time that domestic violence be treated the same as other violent crimes.

It's hilarious. Even when he doesn't have a publisher with their boot up his rear, even when he has unlimited creative freedom, and even when he has monetary support from thousands of his fans, he still can't deliver on his promises.