"If you have any kind of pain absolutely anywhere from the waist up, it could be a heart attack."

Karen Milton:

Quitting your job.

AAAAANNNGGGGGEEEERRRRR

I'll definitely buy it...now whether I ever get past 5-10 minutes is another story...but it will be mine!

29 FINAL SMASHES TO PLEASE YOUR MAN IN BED

You're strawmanning me right now, bruh. Nobody mentioned anyone by the name Anita.

Really, they're going with the "hipsters" argument? What next, PBR will ruin gaming?

Oh shit, after this morning on TAY, I was hoping this wouldn't get posted on Kotaku.

I'm looking to get fuck.

(sometimes I let my phone die completely and don't charge if for like... a day, or more!)

Considering this was out in a week from release I think it'll plump with high calorie content quickly.

with a group of friends it doesn't feel like grinding to me.

intensive purposes

Girl if his hands are too 'dirty and gross' for your ceiling, how are you gonna have his hairy Johnson in your mouth? If the bottom of his feet are too dirty for your bed then his naked ass is almost certainly too dirty to be sweating all over your sheets.

I've never been so excited about fake engines as I am right now.

Look Erin, there's two sides to every story. Yeah, these guys are clearly showing support for a terrible man, but on the other hand, now every woman should know to avoid them. You shouldn't judge!

That's your winner? Pffft...

The Secret Service...gotta catch 'em all!

iCloud.