While I guess his work has stood the test of time, I think you're somewhat harsh in condemning a guy, just because he dislikes Shakespeare.

Now all apple fans can live out their fantasy and simulate fucking an apple product.

I know I'm not supposed to, and don't tell my future children I said this, but I think she looks really cool in all of those photos, as do the men.

Dat magnificient hair

I agree, people should not act like scumbags.

Better than this.

You're not welcome in either with that attitude.

doge this missle

All the biggest E3 reveals leaking early.

hell, I'd buy anything he wants me to

Well if it is a scam it is the worst operated scam ever. Given that we now have an alpha product to play around with, a continually updated site with TONS of information on the game, lots of video content (not exactly easy to produce at the quality they do) and a contest for interested people that gave away $45,000 to…

Let's focus on this tweet:

Women. Ditto.

BREAKING: Facebook buys Valve. :P

Hey buck up, buddy! Sex can be tons of fun for fellas! Firstly, it makes your penis and the rest of your body feel good. Better than its ever going to feel when you aren't having sex! Also, you get the satisfaction of knowing you are making another person feel good. Making people happy feels great! Third, NO RULES.…

This might be the most Canadian blowjob story that will ever be told.

I'd rather repaint my apartment and watch it dry.

I just looked this up and saw that in "leet" speak, R8P does mean rape. That *might* have been good information to put in the article, because R8P does't look like rape, it doesn't sound like rape, it doesn't seem like rape, unless you're already familiar with the internet shorthand. (http://slang.org/R8P-meaning-de…)…

We have never seen LaVar Burton and Jesus together, there isn't any proof that they aren't the same person.

Well, you can throw out all the phonics and standardized tests and earnest speeches about the future you want, but what does a fourth grader care?