Today must be "watch things pop open in slow-mo" day. Someone just sent me a link to this:

Jesus Crysis.

Space dust, it'll clear.

Be born into a rich family.

Thanks! Lord knows I'm trying.

Ugh now I am jonesing for fish n chips, thanks to the second story, but there are no good places around here for fish n chips. HUNGRY.

Spider-Tank,

My vote goes to the guy who voiced over Bastion.

I may have licked some things necessarily.

Are you saying that 7 Fast and the Furious movies have lied to me?

BUT I WAS TOLD BY APPLECARE THAT I COULD WALK IN THE STORE AND GET A PHONE!

And your name and address are not private information.

GIVE IT TO ME NOW

Time to "googly" cricket. FTFY. Heh.

Bam. Hammer, meet nail.

Customer: Well I'm telling all my friends not to come here.

Britta'd the comment section in true Britta fashion.

Will the kotaku censor fish now include chips?