Most potatoes have eyes.

I've never had ANY babies or even baby-sat any kids under five so this is entirely based in what I've SEEN and not DONE, but this has kind of always been my argument against why having a baby is not 'impossible ' like some new parents say it is.

It's funny.

Bunkbeds!

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Good thing that's the sort of thing millions can spot years in advance and howl joyously about on the internet.

Mom?

Well yeah, but...

Me too.

I was thinking. I'm a size 8-12 (FUCK WOMEN'S SIZING) and my waist is 29".

Well put.

How is this average being calculated?
Is it a mean, median, or mode average?

I have five ex boyfriends. All of them identify as feminists.

No, but I do need to cut back on how often I hyperbolize.

I was waiting for the bus on campus, and there were two girls there as well, talking about their bio lab.

What does it mean to say 'know what I mean?' a lot?

It's nice, but to me, it just doesn't look like a home.

Oh geez, I already blamed that poor woman for more than enough sh*t that I now openly admit wasn't her fault. I try to make up for it by being super grateful for other stuff, but I was not a fun teenager to raise.

I guess I deserve every bit of violence and abuse thrown at me because my dad was a deadbeat and has never played any sort of role in my life(emotional, financial, or otherwise).

But...I LIKE dreaming.