Except, I do know what i'm talking about

As someone who has been depressed their entire life and suicidal at an age before I even fully understood the concept of dying or that suicide was a 'thing', refusing to even try to embrace life is the quickest way to make %100 sure that it'll suck.

I'm the one buying the shitty sports bras designed to be sexy.

All I know is that I'm SO GLAD blogging wasn't a thing when I was little.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrl

hmm, idk.

Reasons I wear underwear (ALWAYS):
1)Discharge
2)Big, meaty labia - prone to chafe.
3)vag lint
4)Pubes - shedding and visibility. Gotta flatten that bush if I'm wearing a skin-tight dress.
5)Wardrobe malfunctions - for both upskirt coverage while sitting/going up stairs and against getting Marilyn Monroe'd if the wind…

I wasn't aware that my collar bones and upper chest area was something to be covered up. I'm not sure how I'd would have survived all those hours on the swim team if I thought they were.

I would be 100% ok with that.

Actually, boobs DO exist to be sexy.

It's like...noses.

These women can't be kicked out for breastfeeding, but they CAN probably be kicked out for loitering. So they're going to have to buy something. So they're going to have to further the business they're protesting. I guess they could take it to the street, but who wants to feed their baby standing up on a crowded…

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Yup. It's my goal in life to be made a Dame.

I think 'we're expecting' totally flies. Both of you are expecting. I mean, adoptive moms are expecting, right? So why not dads?

What you seem to forget is that when one has been repeatedly been fucked over by an institution, they tend to lose all and any respect for it.

You are aware that persecution comes in forms that don't involves angry mobs and torches, right?

Me too, high five!

I figure the best way to fight the patriarchy is to ignore it and to do whatever the fuck I want.

That's 50% more than what a year at university costs me. A YEAR. Including rent and food and tuition.