bigoldbowlofbutts
BigOldBowlOfButts
bigoldbowlofbutts

Science degrees are hard to get.

It isn't intelligence that changes the world.

Every time I glance at this between switching tabs I see a condom.

Not-quite-recently I cut an ex out of my life, because despite being my closest (and in my mind at the time only (hello, pressured isolation!)) friend he was also emotionally abusing me, and had been for two years. We have no contact, although he has tried to re-connect. I do not respond.

Dear 'WHY NOT USE A MOON CUP!?' people;

My mother's goal wasn't to teach me not to swear; it was to teach me to BE ABLE not to swear. She swore in front of me ALL the time, she didn't care if I knew the words.