What you call “purity bullshit” women call “agency over my corporeal self.” Or, put another way, what you would have called “purity bullshit” 170 years ago was also known as “supporting the ownership of other human beings.”

These guys who seek “mail order brides” do so for a reason and it has nothing to do with love or altruism. There’s no shortage of women in their countries who are their equals in age, beauty, intelligence. They want someone out of their league who they can control. So let’s not pretend these femme fatales are taking…

I’m not saying this was Melania’s case, but you don’t know the stories behind what makes women become “mail-order brides.” You don’t know their history, their material conditions, their desperation level, you don’t know a bunch of things. You also don’t mention the reason behind why some western men choose these…

Well I’m Puerto Rican living in the Island....when you say black we think of African-Americans so maybe that’s what she’s trying to say. We are very proud of our heritage and I’m sure she’s just saying that he’s not African-American but Puerto Rican/Haitian. There is a possibility that she is being racist of course…

Lol. Only people who have never tripped respond with such aggression as to MAKE A WHOLE SCREEN NAME ABOUT BEHEADING A NOM DE PLUME for an article about mushrooms.

WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN??

there’s a good chance a kid might read this and experiment with LSD.

There really should be a way to vote to take away stars.

I read it the same way. I’m struggling to even see an alternative meaning.

Well, that’s because it’s a pro-woman quote. It’s calling out the outrageous beauty standards to which women are held, which was affected by both Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce becoming major stars.

Well first, women and men are equal. I’m assuming you’re referring to them making the same amount of money so to clarify, underpaid does not mean equal so….there’s that. Also...and hear me out, when, in this case, the women’s national team players, getting $6000 for 4 years of work, one might consider that to be…

That’s kind of a disturbing way to talk to someone.

I was being absurd, not serious. My point was at least you guys don’t have to come up with ways to diplomatically tell someone you aren’t in the market for pizza slice-patterned leggings.

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

Nah, I think she was legit tired and closed her eyes. I also think she’s a thirst bucket who would do something like that hoping someone would notice.

I don’t have sex with Kate Upton or Justin Verlander. And, yes, it is because I am superstitious.

Do you remember in Harry Potter when Voldemort was being really super mean to the Malfoy’s and you were like, “sucks to be y’all. Prolly shouldn’t have hung out with wizard Nazis.”

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

Thank you for providing an example of why Boston has made the list.