Are you getting a reliable, air-cooled 911 under 25K?

Not American, but an ‘86 560SL could do the trick....

Too good!

Are you sure though? Still haven’t found MH370...

I don’t know whats worse, people slowing down for a car that hasn’t been used in service for years, or people afraid to pass the mall security Saturn Vue on the highway just because it has a light bar and a star on the side.

If I may be so bold...

Behold! The true fastest car on the road!

They didn’t make very many, but this 1980's compact car from Ford could do 0-60 in a pretty quick 2.1 seconds from the factory. Road legal, of course.

Pretty sure it’s a Lambo, bro.

49" LG HDTVs are just $399 today only at Fry's! Ask for Mike! What is that, a Lambo?

I Believe in Camry Dent

How is two new drive units in 100k considered holding up well? That’s like saying “My two year old (insert any brand car here) has held up well, other than needing two new motors in 100k miles”

drive unit? you mean entire thing that makes the car run? sounds very serious/major

Good pick, but I would have post a pic of a bug eye

Lawsuit coming in 3... 2... 1...

Calling it a Daytona without adding an absurd wing is obviously the worst thing Chrysler has ever done.

I believe that emergency vehicle drivers are responsible for making sure it’s safe to cross an intersection against the lights. Even an ambulance that’s lit up generally will stop at a red light to ensure cross-traffic has stopped before proceeding.

Who says I have to sell my own organs?

All this shit happened last time I parked here...

Not being fancy enough to have ever used a valet service :’(